Dave Hook Moon CD


Dave Hook sent the Moon Song lyrics to Orwell Today in February 2004;
autographed CD sent to Jackie Jura from Dave Hook in April 2006;
music-video-adaptation* linked to YouTube in December 2008

Well, "It's one small step for man;
one giant leap for mankind"
Those were the scripted words for Neil Armstrong
On July 20th, 1969

That grainy footage shown on TV
At one time actually convinced me
But how do we really know?
Because Walter Cronkite told us so?

I say:
No man has ever walked on the moon
Now before you dismiss me as a loon
Listen to the facts and you may even find
A story that just might change your mind:

Now it all started back in '62
JFK told the people what he would do
Put a man on the moon by decade's end
Land him safe and bring him home again

Now he was a great speaker we all know
And he even banged Marilyn Monroe
But he was also just a politician
And Jack "knew Jack" about any space mission

But now NASA had to get their ass in gear
And suddenly their hearts were full of fear
'cus they were way behind in the space race
And now big mouth Kennedy was setting them all up for disgrace
And their funding stood at a couple BILL
So they would not admit defeat, and never will

And they said:

If we can't make it, then we'll fake it
If we can't do it, then screw it
We'll shoot it in the desert on a sound stage
Put it on the TV and the front page

And we'll shoot it all in black and white
Even though we got a colour camera on the flight
We'll bring jeeps but we'll take no telescopes
We'll shoot some golf balls all around
Then stick a flag into the ground
And that should be enough for the boob-tube-watching dopes

'Cus there's facts about space travel most don't know
That radiation gets more intense the farther out you go
It starts at about a thousand miles out
Go farther than that and you will die there is no doubt
Unless you cover yourself with 4 feet of lead
Any less than that, and brother you'd be dead

But to build a ship like that, why even try?
It would be far too heavy to ever fly
Now Kennedy thought this was plausible
But NASA knew it was impossible

So they said if we can't make it then we'll fake it
If we can't do it, then screw it
We'll shoot it in the desert on a sound stage
Put it on the TV and the front page

And we'll bring spotlights just for fun
Even though the only light source is the sun
But we need them for the pictures we're gonna take
But no photos of stars or other stuff
Some young astronomer may call our bluff
And this can never come out that it's fake
'Cus it's much too dangerous to really go
On live TV? I don't f-ing think so

We'll have to shoot the whole thing in advance
For an unhappy ending we can't take the chance
We'll show them meteors we found on earth if they want proof
When you control the media you control the truth

Full body pictures of Neil Armstrong on the moon: there are only two
Do you realize he's never even granted one single interview?
But these facts don't leave me too surprised
Ask him no questions and he'll tell you no lies

'Cus he knows:

They couldn't make it, so they had to fake it
They couldn't do it, just said 'screw it'
They shot it in the desert on a sound stage
Put it on the TV and the front page

Then sent a satellite feed of their con
To a few on the ground who knew what was going on
And then they beamed it out to all the excited folks
But they were never two hundred & fifty thousand miles away
George Bush says we're going back some day
But the first time around it was a hoax

They slowed the film, and hid the wires
They were very, very clever liars
But the first time around it was a hoax.

~ by Dave Hook ~
www.davehook.com or www.lifeficiency.com
[website not there since 2006 or so ~ jj]

~ listen Dave Hook singing The Moon Song, YouTube ~

UPDATE!!!! DAVE HOOK RANTS I'M CANADIAN (reader Jillian says Dave Hook wrote the song "I'm Canadian" and sent it to Molson who told him they had no use for it... but then came "The Rant" commercial)

UPDATE!!! August 30, 2009: Watch Dave Hook live on stage: DAVE HOOK COMEDY AT CLUB 54

UPDATE!! REMEMBER DAVE FOR MOON SONG (reader Jillian sends news that Dave Hook died three years ago on August 30, 2006)

* UPDATE! December 15, 2008: DAVE HOOK SINGING MOON SONG on You Tube, produced by Jarrah White of JW Studios (bringing you quality music videos, animations, redubs and Apollo Moon hoax documentaries by The Grandson Of The Apollo Hoax Theory)


JFK's Moon Speech remembered
(we choose to go to the moon)
JFK gave 1962 Moon Speech 50 years ago
AldrinMoonPhoto MoonManStep
First man on the moon Neil Armstrong dies
(one small, size 9 1/2, step for man)
watch Astronot Neil Armstrong dead age 82
RedOrbit/Houston/Reut/CNN, Sep 11, 2012
(one giant hoax for mankind)
watch The Moon Hoax Song listen
& Falsification Past & BB Systems & Experimentation

watch Neil Armstrong rare interview: BBC 1970, YouTube (...The sky is a deep black when viewed from the moon... The Earth is the only visible object other than the Sun that can be seen although there have been some reports of seeing planets; I myself did not see planets from the surface but I suspect they might be visible...)

watch Apollo 11 Astronauts Post-Moon Press Conference: NASA 1969, Buzz Aldrin, Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins (...You have to say that the behavior of these men during this press conference is not normal. You would think that they would have been happy and excited to tell their story yet they look scared and nervous. Neil's initial statement was just too slow and controlled. He looked like someone just killed his dog. It was evident that he was struggling to get through it. The whole thing just seemed odd and almost scripted...)

China looks to be next to put man on moon, RedOrbit, Aug 28, 2012
The passing of Neil Armstrong on Saturday appears to be coinciding with a decline in American manned space exploration, as Asian countries develop plans to expand their footprint on the moon and in outer space. China, Japan, and India have all unveiled aggressive space initiatives in the recent months and years. New Delhi has said it plans to launch the first manned mission by 2016 and a Mars orbiter in the coming years. The Japanese already participate in the International Space Station program and have discussed studying asteroids for potential mineral extraction. But China has emerged as the most likely successor to the United States and its decades-long dominance in space exploration. The Chinese manned space program began in earnest in 1999 and sent the country’s first astronaut into space in 2003. In, 2008 a Chinese astronaut completed the nation’s first space walk. Beijing also has lofty plans for the future of its aeronautics program. One of the government’s most recent press releases said they were working towards landing a man on the moon. In a potential precursor to landing a Chinese citizen on the moon, the country will attempt to land a craft on the moon in the second half of 2013. The moon lander is also expected to perform a survey of the lunar surface. “Nobody knows where the next astronauts on the moon will come from. But I expect there is a good chance that they will be Chinese,” said Morris Jones, an Australian space expert. “China’s space program is moving steadily forward. If they continue at this pace, they will develop the capability to reach the moon around 2030,” he said.... Beijing has spent a total of $6.1 billion on its manned space program, according to state media reports. Seen as a symbol of Communist Party’s success in turning around the nation’s economy, some experts say that the Chinese space program also has more practical goals. “Trips to the moon have always involved prestige, but there is also science,” said Jones. “A new trend could involve mining the moon for nuclear fuel. China has made no secret of their interest in this possibility.”

ChinaAstronots China's tin can landing: China's Shenzhou 9 returns its crew safely to Earth in Mongolia, GlobeMail, Jun 30, 2012

GiantHoaxArticle One SMALL STEP for man, one giant HOAX for mankind, by Joe O'Connor, National Post, Sep 24, 2010
Was the moon landing a hoax? Think about it. And now think about this: Margaret Atwood, the Canadian Queen of Letters, arguably the greatest authoress this nation has ever produced, just might believe the Apollo 11 moon shot that marked "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," was one big giant scam.... In a 2009 interview with Spartan Youth Radio, near Sudbury, Ontario, Ms Atwood...gets to talking about...how Sudbury, in her imagination, with its treeless landscape and blackened rocks might as well have been the surface of Mars...or the moon.... So what is it that Ms Atwood said?:

"The question about the moon landing is why haven't we been back?... Just wondering about the belt of deadly radiation that poeple had to go through to get to the moon. And those strange shadows and why the flag rippled and a few things like that.... If it was a hoax, and the jury is open and we'll never know, but it was a space race with Russia, a space and arms race that was going on at the time.... It's a running joke and also a running consiracy theory that the moon shot took place in Sudbury. There's another running joke that the Russian space stuff was filmed under the Moscow central subway sation...."

REALLY MEN ON MOON? (reader William sends video documentary that reminds of lyrics to David Hook's THE MOON SONG)

NO MEN ON MOON? (reader Michael asks if all six moon landings were faked)



America lands man on the Moon (Armstrong & Aldrin in lunar Eagle; Collins orbiting in mother ship Columbia). BBC, On-This-Day, Jul 21, 1969 - 2005





Apollo Anniversary July 20, 1969: Moon Landing "Inspired World" (the Party line status quo). National Geographic, Jul 20, 2004

The last man on the moon ('didn't just leave Earth physically'). Straits Times, Feb 29, 2004
12 American astronauts walked on the lunar surface. How their lives changed dramatically, some for the worse, remains one of the unsolved mysteries of space travel. Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the Moon after Neil Armstrong, battled depression and alcoholism. Apollo 14's Edgar Mitchell became a paranormal investigator. The commander of the Apollo 12 mission, Charles Conrad, a Navy test pilot before he became an astronaut, died tragically in a motorcycle accident in 1999. Apollo 15's James Irwin became a born-again Christian who was obsessed with finding Noah's Ark. Many of the astronauts suffered broken marriages...Apollo 17 astronaut Gene Cernan tells how his life was forever changed by his 75 hours on the lunar surface during the last manned Moon mission...Mr Bush unveiled an ambitious plan to return Americans to the Moon by 2020 and use the mission as a stepping stone for future manned trips to Mars and beyond...

What Happened On The Moon? (video challenges the declared abilities of NASA to successfully send a man to the Moon and return him safely to Earth)

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Moon (site includes Moon Hoax of 1835)


Dark Side of the Moon (documentary featuring Kissinger-Rumsfield-Haig-Helms). CBC Passionate Eye, Nov 17, 2003
How could the flag flutter when there's no wind on the moon? During an interview with Stanley Kubrick's widow an extraordinary story came to light. She claims Kubrick and other Hollywood producers were recruited to help the U.S. win the high stakes race to the moon...

DARK SIDE OF MOON HOAX (nothing is as it seems). Vancouver Sun, Mar 1, 2004

NASA's logo a Martian (out to destroy planet Earth). National Post, Jun 5, 2003. Go to NASA MOONS EARTHLINGS

Nixon's contingency speech (for astronauts dying on moon). Global National, Feb 4, 2003

World's biggest telescope to prove (Americans really walked on moon)? Telegraph, Nov 24, 2002

NASA pulls Moon hoax book (no stars; flag flaps in no-breeze). BBC, Nov 8, 2002

CAPRICORN ONE (1978 movie)
Classic conspiracy tale about the first manned mission to Mars. All appears to be going well until the astronauts are pulled off the ship just before launch by shadowy government types and whisked off to a film studio in the desert. It transpires that the space vehicle has a major defect which NASA just daren't admit. At the studio, over a course of months, the astronauts are forced to act out the journey and the landing to trick the world into believing they have made the trip. Meanwhile, a Journalist (played by Gould) is getting suspicious and every clue he uncovers seems to result in an attempt on his life! The astronauts are just about to splashdown when a further twist to the tale occurs, leaving them with no choice but to try and escape...

17.Falsification of Past and 28.Reality Control



Jackie Jura
~ an independent researcher monitoring local, national and international events ~

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